Needle-phobia Counselor Gifts

'The good news is your anxiety over the flu vaccine shortage is highly treatable'

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

Acupressure Gauge

'You and your aversion to needles!'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

Off the wall legal advisor.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

The Vaccine is coming!

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

'Try to keep a straight face when you plead 'not guilty'.'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'I'm terribly mixed up.'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

I'm afraid I'm going to have to disciplines you, counselor. No problem, your honor. I just happen to have some furry handcuffs in my pocket.

Acupuncture darts.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

Beach psychiatrist.

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

Knitting ball

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

"He's afraid of needles..."