Needle-phobia Counselor T-Shirts

'The good news is your anxiety over the flu vaccine shortage is highly treatable'

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

Acupressure Gauge

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Off the wall legal advisor.

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

The Vaccine is coming!

'I'm terribly mixed up.'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'Try to keep a straight face when you plead 'not guilty'.'

Acupuncture darts.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

Beach psychiatrist.

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

Knitting ball

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'