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"Needles scare him."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Time for your pills.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

Acupressure Gauge

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

The Vaccine is coming!

Horror

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

'After St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland, what did they use to scare girls?'

"Seriously? You're afraid of heights?"

Spider Horror Movies

"He's afraid of needles..."

'I hate snakes.'

A dolphin squeaks in fright at the sight of a mouse.

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

'To be honest? A little claustrophobic.'

Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.

'I can't climb up there, I suffer from vertigo!'