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"Needles scare him."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Time for your pills.'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

Acupressure Gauge

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

The Vaccine is coming!

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

Horror

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

'After St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland, what did they use to scare girls?'

Spider Horror Movies

"Seriously? You're afraid of heights?"

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

'I hate snakes.'

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

'To be honest? A little claustrophobic.'

'The good news is your anxiety over the flu vaccine shortage is highly treatable'

Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.

'I can't climb up there, I suffer from vertigo!'