Needle Phobia Conqueror T-Shirts

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

Acupuncture clinic

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Acupressure Gauge

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

The Vaccine is coming!

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Acupuncture darts.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Porcupine Acupuncture

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

'Repeat after me Mr. Chetney... 'Clowns will not hurt me. Clowns are my friends. They are not out to get me...'

'Mom! That disease ... fear of vegetables. I got it.'

Sir, I love the line, "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself," but I think I'd remove "and clowns."

'Wow-he's a big one.You're not afraid of bears,are you Al?'

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.

"Help!"