Needle Hater T-Shirts

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Acupressure Gauge

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

Acupuncture darts.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

Porcupine Acupuncture

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

"He's afraid of needles..."

Knitting ball

Ouch!

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.

Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.