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Self help acupuncture

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Knitted Kitty.

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

The Vaccine is coming!

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

"I can quit whenever I want to."

Acupuncture darts.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

Porcupine Acupuncture

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

Knitting Pretty

"I got about a dozen of em'. I'm a vaccine junkie."