Needle Narrators T-Shirts

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Self help acupuncture

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

"Numb yet?"

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

"I can quit whenever I want to."

"Just one more..."

Acupuncture darts.