Needle Adventurer T-Shirts

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

Self help acupuncture

Arts and crafts

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

Cross-country knitting.

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

The Vaccine is coming!

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"I can quit whenever I want to."

"Just one more..."

Acupuncture darts.

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'