Needle Adventurer T-Shirts

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

Self help acupuncture

Arts and crafts

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Cross-country knitting.

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

"Numb yet?"

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

The Vaccine is coming!

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

"I can quit whenever I want to."

"Just one more..."

Acupuncture darts.

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'