Needle Nomad T-Shirts

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Tarzan mobile phone

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Subway Library

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Travel Scenes

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

Sally’s Tree

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."