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'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Thumbing a Lift.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Are we broke yet?'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Subway Library

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

'Page under construction.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

Meet the Author Online.

Campground Wi-fi.

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