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Ed was unlucky enough to find the needle in the haystack.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

"Just one more..."

Acupuncture darts.

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Porcupine Acupuncture

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'