Needle Hunter Gifts

Ed was unlucky enough to find the needle in the haystack.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Acupuncture clinic

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

"Just one more..."

Acupuncture darts.

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

Porcupine Acupuncture

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, I'm twelve years old and I still can't make a half-court shot in basketball. What should I do? - Moe. Moe, I know you want a quick fix, but there's no substitute for hard work. Master the half-court shot the way I mastered needle-point, practice five hours a day for seventy-five years … while giving your competitors backhanded compliments. With diligence, you'll eventually outlive anyone who knows your failings … which means they never