Needle-point Enthusiast Gifts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Acupuncture clinic

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

"Can you come back with that three year study summarised in six or less powerpoint bulletpoints?"

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"How may I hurt you?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Acupuncture darts.

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Porcupine Acupuncture

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

Man undergoes acupuncture while doctor looks at acupressure gauge.

Knitting ball