Needlepoint Gifts

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

I get knocked down and I stay there

It's seasonal depression time!

Comb Sweet Comb.

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

Needlepoint Viewpoint

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

Self help acupuncture

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

I love embroidery

Coronavirus world

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Knitted Kitty.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'