Needlepoint Nerd Gifts

Looking for a gift for your needlepoint nerd? Explore our curated collection featuring clever designs perfect for enthusiasts. From stylish mugs to decorative prints, delight your favorite stitcher with something that appreciates their craft and sense of humor. Our products are designed to bring a smile and inspire more stitching adventures, making your gift both thoughtful and fun.

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A woman needlepoints a barcode.

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Self help acupuncture

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100. mockup

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

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My other cello is a Stradivari

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"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!" mockup

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

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'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.' mockup

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

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"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes." mockup

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

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Gloat

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Coronavirus world

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'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.' mockup

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

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"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?" mockup

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

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I love embroidery

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$Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'$

$Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.' mockup$

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

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An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget. mockup

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

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"Yo, this should be a two."

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"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters." mockup

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

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"Mine's bigger than yours."

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Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.' mockup

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

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'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.' mockup

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

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I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

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"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

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"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!" mockup

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

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Knitted Kitty.

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The United States Public Debt.

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'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.' mockup

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

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"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count." mockup

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

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'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?' mockup

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

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'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.' mockup

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

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Consumption Graph.

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'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?' mockup

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

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'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.' mockup

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

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"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs."

"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs." mockup

"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs."

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'Mathematician's Rap.'

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Needlepoint Nerd Gifts Collection

Needlepoint Nerd Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for needlepoint enthusiasts. Find witty, charming designs that add a splash of humor to their stitching breaks.

Needlepoint Nerd Pillows

Bring comfort and personality to their space with our needlepoint-themed pillows, perfect for any stitcher’s sofa or craft nook.

Needlepoint Nerd Prints

Decorate their workspace with our needlepoint-inspired prints—witty and charming designs that celebrate their favorite hobby.

Needlepoint Nerd T-Shirts

Discover our needlepoint nerd T-shirts—designed to showcase their passion with humor and style. Ideal for casual wear and craft gatherings.