Needlepoint Lover Gifts

Comb Sweet Comb.

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

Porcupine Acupuncture

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

Specimen of Mr Punch's Industrial Exhibition of 1850 (to be improved in 1851)

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

Needlepoint Viewpoint

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

I get knocked down and I stay there

Hem-orrhoids.

Knitting ball

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.