Needle-point Gifts

Self help acupuncture

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

I love embroidery

Coronavirus world

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Knitted Kitty.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Bless this horse