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Grandma Knits Up A Storm

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Number Phobia.

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

"Just one more..."

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

Chinese noodles.

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Cactus says to other cactus: 'I think the acupuncture is working.'