Needlepoint T-Shirts

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

I get knocked down and I stay there

It's seasonal depression time!

Comb Sweet Comb.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

Needlepoint Viewpoint

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

Self help acupuncture

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

I love embroidery

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Knitted Kitty.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Acupuncture clinic

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."