Needlepoint Artist T-Shirts

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

I love embroidery

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Acupuncture clinic

octopus knitting a jumper...

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"How may I hurt you?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Bless this horse

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Maid with her sewing basket

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

Porcupine Acupuncture

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'