Needlepoint Artist Mugs

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

I love embroidery

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"How may I hurt you?"

Maid with her sewing basket

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

Bless this horse

"Nana" Technology

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'