Needle Explorer Gifts

"Do you think acupuncture would cure my pins and needles?"

Hither and Yon sign

Arts and crafts

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"Just one more..."

Acupuncture darts.

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'