Needlework Narratives T-Shirts

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

I quilt therefore I am

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncture clinic

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Bless this horse

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Maid with her sewing basket

Multitasking

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'