Needle Narrators Gifts

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Self help acupuncture

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'You and your aversion to needles!'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"I can quit whenever I want to."

"Just one more..."

Acupuncture darts.

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.