Needle Paradox Lover Gifts

"Really, you're afraid of needles?"

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

I love embroidery

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

The Meaning of Life

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

"Eighty percent polyester."

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

Grenadiers

Right Against Right.

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

Porcupine Acupuncture