Needle Paradox Lover Mugs

"Really, you're afraid of needles?"

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

I love embroidery

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

The Meaning of Life

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Right Against Right.

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

Grenadiers

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Porcupine Acupuncture

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"