Needle Nightmare Prints

"He's afraid of needles..."

Self help acupuncture

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'Time for your pills.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Knitted Kitty.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

"Numb yet?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

The Vaccine is coming!

"I can quit whenever I want to."

Acupuncture darts.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

Porcupine Acupuncture

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

"I got about a dozen of em'. I'm a vaccine junkie."