Needle Phobia Pal Prints

"I know he can't stand injections but he was here five minutes ago..."

I love embroidery

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

Acupressure Gauge

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

The Vaccine is coming!

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Acupuncture darts.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Porcupine Acupuncture

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

Knitting ball

Old husband is knitted over by old wife.

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

Needlepoint Viewpoint