Needle-phobia Survivor Prints

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Acupressure Gauge

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Acupuncture darts.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

Bee

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

'EKK!'

Knitting ball

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.

'The good news is your anxiety over the flu vaccine shortage is highly treatable'

Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.

Man with needle in bum on his mobile "Yes, the nurse fainted"