Needle Phobia Conqueror Mugs

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

Acupuncture clinic

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Acupressure Gauge

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

The Vaccine is coming!

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

Acupuncture darts.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

Porcupine Acupuncture

'Wow-he's a big one.You're not afraid of bears,are you Al?'

"Help!"

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

'Mom! That disease ... fear of vegetables. I got it.'

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'