Needle-phobe Mugs

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

Nurse puts her fingers in her ear so she doesn't have to hear a man having his injections.

"I hate needles!"

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Acupressure Gauge

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

Acupuncture darts.

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Porcupine Acupuncture

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

Knitting ball

Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.

Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.

'The good news is your anxiety over the flu vaccine shortage is highly treatable'

Comb Sweet Comb.

'Okay, you can get dressed again now, Sir...'