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'After St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland, what did they use to scare girls?'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

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"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Dude. You seem tense."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

The Music Critic.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Snake Charmer

Saint Patrick

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."