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'After St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland, what did they use to scare girls?'

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"Dude. You seem tense."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Snake Charmer

The Music Critic.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'I told you it would fit.'

Saint Patrick

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"