Fearful Of Needles T-Shirts

Injections.

'Time for your pills.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

Acupressure Gauge

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

"He's afraid of needles..."

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

'I think I'm going to throw up.'

Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.

'The good news is your anxiety over the flu vaccine shortage is highly treatable'

'Whose odds would be better if we took separate planes?'

"I was afraid to fly when I was mortal, and I'm afraid to fly now."

"I hate needles!"

Man with needle in bum on his mobile "Yes, the nurse fainted"

'You have got to be kidding.'

Tortoise hiding from acupuncturist.

Fear of flying economy class.