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'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Time for your pills.'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

Acupressure Gauge

The Vaccine is coming!

'Come now, Mr. Glickman. It's just a routine operation - nothing at all to be alarmed about!'

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

'The good news is your anxiety over the flu vaccine shortage is highly treatable'

Crow walks on scarecrow, telling friend: 'We must challenge this culture of fear.'

"I hate needles!"

Man with needle in bum on his mobile "Yes, the nurse fainted"

Injections.

"I'm sure those scary monsters under your bed heard some scary things too."

'You have got to be kidding.'

Tortoise hiding from acupuncturist.

Nurse puts her fingers in her ear so she doesn't have to hear a man having his injections.

"I know he can't stand injections but he was here five minutes ago..."

Andy finally embraced his fear of heights.

'I haven't been checking my glucose levels regularly because I'm afraid of needles.'

"Needles scare him."