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'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Time for your pills.'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Clown Nightmares

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Investor's Nightmare.

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

Elderly tightrope walker.

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

"You're research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice"

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

"This is going to be a little invasive."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

Death chasing an old man on bumper cars.

'Do you remember those good old days when we had nothing to fear but fear itself?'

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

'Martha's going to give you something now so you won't notice the drilling.'

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

"I'm afraid they've all got to come out Mr Wilkins."

Dentist straps man in so he can't escape.

'Pills and medicine are okay, but really doctor, I don't do shots.'

'The good news is your anxiety over the flu vaccine shortage is highly treatable'

'He can smell fear, but you can throw him off track by rubbing cash on yourself.'

"Well, maybe not that wide."

Man with needle in bum on his mobile "Yes, the nurse fainted"

Injections.

"Don't worry, in the case of an accident the pilot is the first on the scene."

Stained Glass Airplane Window