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'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Time for your pills.'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

Clown Nightmares

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Investor's Nightmare.

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

Elderly tightrope walker.

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

"You're research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice"

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

"This is going to be a little invasive."

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

Death chasing an old man on bumper cars.

"Our winner for the 50th time in a row..."

'Do you remember those good old days when we had nothing to fear but fear itself?'

'Martha's going to give you something now so you won't notice the drilling.'

'Why don't I go and brush my teeth.'

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

"I'm afraid they've all got to come out Mr Wilkins."

Dentist straps man in so he can't escape.

'Pills and medicine are okay, but really doctor, I don't do shots.'

'The good news is your anxiety over the flu vaccine shortage is highly treatable'

"Well, maybe not that wide."

'He can smell fear, but you can throw him off track by rubbing cash on yourself.'

Injections.

"Don't worry, in the case of an accident the pilot is the first on the scene."

Stained Glass Airplane Window