Needle Phobia Fighter Gifts

Man with needle in bum on his mobile "Yes, the nurse fainted"

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Acupuncture clinic

What's Their Secret?

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Death By Mattress

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

The Wheel of Life

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Acupressure Gauge

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

The Vaccine is coming!

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Acupuncture darts.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

"There was a bee."