Needle Phobia Fighter Pillows

Man with needle in bum on his mobile "Yes, the nurse fainted"

Dog Nightmares

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

What's Their Secret?

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Death By Mattress

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

The Wheel of Life

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Acupressure Gauge

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

The Vaccine is coming!

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

Acupuncture darts.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

"There was a bee."

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."