Needle Phobia Navigator Pillows

'I haven't been checking my glucose levels regularly because I'm afraid of needles.'

'Time for your pills.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

Acupressure Gauge

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

The Vaccine is coming!

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

"Just one more..."

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

"He isn't afraid of everything, yet, but we're getting close."

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'

'After St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland, what did they use to scare girls?'

Cactus says to other cactus: 'I think the acupuncture is working.'

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

I may have given that intra-arterially instead of intravenously...

Fakir Repairs

Acupuncture Clinic.

'You might want to cover the floor with something other than straw.' (Needles and Pins company).