Needle Phobia Warrior Pillows

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

'Time for your pills.'

I love embroidery

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Acupressure Gauge

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

The Vaccine is coming!

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Acupuncture darts.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

Porcupine Acupuncture

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

Needlepoint Viewpoint

Knitting ball

Old husband is knitted over by old wife.

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.

'The good news is your anxiety over the flu vaccine shortage is highly treatable'