Invoice Organizer Gifts

All my invoices are together in this plastic bag!

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Inout baskets.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

A catch-all is born.

One Thing / Another

The Complete Cycle.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Medical Billing & Coding

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."