Invoice Processors Gifts

'According to the assessment you are slow, incompetent, and you have a tendency to lose documents. . . That is why we like to offer you a job as an invoice processor.'

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

Inbox and outbox for books

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

Medical Billing & Coding

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

Home Business - Accounts.

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

"Warren serves as my aggregator."

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'

'Insurance Adjuster Rejector of the Year' 'Claims Delayed and Claims Paid Promptly'

Accounts: Kill Bills.

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

Invoice.

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

Efficient employee.

"Quick, does anyone here know a C.P.A.?"

'What's this £25 'extra labour'?' - 'That's for the time spent drawing up the bill'.

All my invoices are together in this plastic bag!

Dual Fuel Bill in Hell

Billy strip: paying bills with a smile.

"Did you pay the gravity bill?"

'I know your bill's exorbitant but you have to remember that the longer the disease name, the higher the fee...'