Bill Organizer Gifts

"Warren serves as my aggregator."

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

I am billing, therefore I am.

The Complete Cycle.

A catch-all is born.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

The 12 Days of Covidmas

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

Is there any history of not paying medical bills in your family? M.D.

To do list

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."