Bill Organizer Mugs

"Warren serves as my aggregator."

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

I am billing, therefore I am.

The Complete Cycle.

A catch-all is born.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

To do list

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"Yes Sir, we'll schedule everything meticulously: your project will be delivered on time and on budget..."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."