Invoice Ignorer Prints

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

Medical Billing & Coding

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

Home Business - Accounts.

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

Is there any history of not paying medical bills in your family? M.D.

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'

"You found another deductible receipt."

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

Mort, you owe $856 on your tab. What are you talking about?! I pay my tab every month! Yes, but you've never paid the finance charge. It was clearly written on the back of the tab receipt that there's a 29.9% finance charge. I don't have that kind of money! I refuse to pay it! You can pay your finance charge in installments, but I'll have to add a finance charge. I'm calling congress!

Accounts: Kill Bills.

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'

Invoice.

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."

"Quick, does anyone here know a C.P.A.?"

'What's this £25 'extra labour'?' - 'That's for the time spent drawing up the bill'.

"Final demand! Does that mean they'll stop pestering us?"

Island Rent Due.

'I have a terrible fear of paying bills.'

All my invoices are together in this plastic bag!