Package Inspector Pillows

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

All Natural Nothing

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Quality Control

Fragile stamper.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

Windmill Maintenance

"Any clues?"

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'It's a cursor.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Special Delivery!'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'This ladder is rotten!'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."