Package Inspector Gifts

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

All Natural Nothing

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Quality Control

Fragile stamper.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Windmill Maintenance

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Any clues?"

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'It's a cursor.'

'Special Delivery!'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

'This ladder is rotten!'

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog