Package Enthusiast Pillows

Mail and Air Mail Boxes.

"As a matter of fact - We do offer free shipping."

'Special Delivery!'

'Oh, yeah that - I'm in the mail order business.'

'Part of the fun of ordering over the internet is getting to see that cute overnight delivery man.'

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"

"It never ceases to amaze me how many things you'd prefer to have instead of money."

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Welcome to the Team

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fragile stamper.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package †major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"