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"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"The unlucky lemming"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Heads or tails?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Dolphin

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Whale Piñata.

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'