Marine Life Detective Gifts

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"The unlucky lemming"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Scuba cow"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Batman O' War

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Heads or tails?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Dolphin

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Whale Piñata.

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'