Ocean Detective Gifts

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The interested bystanders.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Evolution.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"We used to be cooler."